There’s
not a thing you can do about it. You
will age. So you may as well enjoy
it.
She approaches me as I make my way along the platform to take
the 9.55 Virgin train to London Euston. She has an old-fashioned grey rinse and
set. That, her tallness and her spectacles give her the look of an old-school
librarian.
“I wonder whether you would be prepared to take part in a survey
about your journey today?” she asks.
I hesitate. Will there be anything in it for me? I doubt it.
Gone are the days of the free lip gloss or chocolate bar.
“If you leave your contact details we’ll put you in a prize draw
for a £1000,” she says.
Oh, go on then.
“This age group?” she says pointing to the 45-55 column.
I shake my head and point to the next group up. She doesn’t believe me, I think.
Her eyebrows shoot up.
“It’s terrible getting old, isn’t it?” she says.
“No,” I say. “At least I’ve got my Senior Rail Pass.”
“Even so,” she says. “I’d rather be younger, wouldn’t you?”
No, I think. “I don’t know,” I say.
“I think I’d rather travel more cheaply.”
She’s younger
than me and she doesn’t believe I’m over 60, I
think. Get over yourself, woman.
Becoming 60 doesn’t actually bother me. There’s nothing you can
do about it and there are a few perks. Like the Senior Rail Pass. And like
feeling justified about being as demanding, critical and grumpy as you like.
Not that I abuse that of course. But for goodness’ sake, I’ve been around a
while. Show me some respect. And I’m not an old dear. I still have all my
marbles, thank you very much.
I’ve stopped feeling guilty about taking the last seat on the
tram.